There’s a cure for every fucked up thought and a pill for every fucked up...– High as a Horse
I just figured it out!
I just figured out how I’m going to be able live with myself after I sell my soul to the devil, keep the cogs of the machine turning, put on the monkey suit and give faux smiles to every ass-hole, douche bag, pathetic yuppie that make me sick if I look them in the eyes. I will become everything I hate and despise and wanna burn to the ground about life in America. Sell out. Buy in. Dress...
I wanna get into model photography.
Is anybody willing to stand in front of me while I photograph you? I promise it will be less awkward than this post.
I got drunk and then went to work today...
like a boss!
sexual frustration is at an all time high
reblog if lolsummer69 is cheating on you
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink4[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
Falling asleep behind the wheel doing 70 on the highway. Things didn’t look good for our hero this morning. But I made it somehow.
I don’t like ass kissers, flag wavers or team players. I like people who buck...– George Carlin (via junkmansdaughter) Word
You say that you have morals and dignity. I say...
Morals are for people who are too afraid to let go.
And then I felt sad because I realized that once people are broken in certain...– Douglas Coupland (via katelizabeth)
Just saw the last Harry Potter!
Not gonna lie, I cried a little.