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Keep your dirty, greasy, imperialistic mitts off of Star Wars!
Saw an old guy driving an old beat up Honda with a bumper sticker that said BAMF. I said to myself, “true.”
JOHN ELWAY THREATENS LEGAL ACTION TOWARDS TINY PUNK BAND WITH HIS NAME… THE DAILY SWARM | READ FULL STORY >
“Crawdaddy!”:
From the “You Better Lawyer Up” Department: Toothy NFL legend John Elway has officially expressed his displeasure with seemingly innocent Colorado-based punk band Elway. The two-time Super Bowl champ and one-time Walter Camp Man of the Year(!) sent the Fort Collins rockers (via his lawyers) a document requesting the group immediately change their name. Here’s most of Elway the band’s statement on the matter:
“Last Thursday we got an email from a lawyer who represents Mr. Elway in his various legal and business excursions. The letter basically said that John had become aware of our little punk rock band and, though we make no reference to him in our songs or artwork, he saw fit to dispatch his legal team to demand that we (again) change our band name. It is important to note that this letter is not a cease and desist and does not imply that we are being sued, it reads more like a flexing maneuver mired in legalese…we have no intention of changing [our] name again. We love the name, regardless of what connotations are inferred by the listener. Surely, if the Dead Kennedys could become one of punk’s most popular bands without incurring litigation, Elway can keep their moniker and continue making so-so music for our dozens of fans to enjoy.”
I think I would’ve sold my soul to the highest bidder if only I could stay in bed for another hour.
Anything to forget everything.
Is what I’m listening to.
You’re gonna be executed at dawn anyway, you might as well commit the crime.
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scratch that. Tumblr can’t find your blog.
Now what?