The mind is a terrible thing.

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5 days ago

I just found out what a “selfie” is! Guess what kids?! I’m not a fucking teenager and I’m drunk! Fuck yo jargon suckas!!

5 days ago -

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I just found out what a “selfie” is! Guess what kids?! I’m not a fucking teenager and I’m drunk! Fuck yo jargon suckas!!

5 days ago

lnfamy:

wanna wake up and push my butt up against a cute boys boner tbh

This is one of my favorite things in the world. Spooning in the morning, getting a little morning wood, and then feeling her press her butt against me. And then other things ensue. ;)

(via modifiedmermaid)

5 days ago -

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I don’t believe…

I don’t believe in reincarnation but if I’m wrong, I hope I come back as a chef by day and a bass player in a punk band by night.
I’ll get to eat great everyday and still scream “fuck you” and get drunk on a regular basis.

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