The mind is a terrible thing.
I just found out what a “selfie” is! Guess what kids?! I’m not a fucking teenager and I’m drunk! Fuck yo jargon suckas!!
I just found out what a “selfie” is! Guess what kids?! I’m not a fucking teenager and I’m drunk! Fuck yo jargon suckas!!
wanna wake up and push my butt up against a cute boys boner tbh
This is one of my favorite things in the world. Spooning in the morning, getting a little morning wood, and then feeling her press her butt against me. And then other things ensue. ;)
(via modifiedmermaid)
I don’t believe…
I don’t believe in reincarnation but if I’m wrong, I hope I come back as a chef by day and a bass player in a punk band by night.
I’ll get to eat great everyday and still scream “fuck you” and get drunk on a regular basis.
I want to become a writer, so I started drinking whiskey.
Who’s going to Riot Fest in Chicago? I’ll see you there!




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